Funny Tongue Twisters (83)

A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.

A cupcake cook in a cupcake cook's cap cooks cupcakes.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

A fly and flea flew into a flue, said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?' 'let us fly' said the flea said the fly 'shall we flee' so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail

A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor "Is it tougher to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Fifty frantic frogs frantically flipped five flimsy flamingos.

Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.

Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter. "But," said she, "this butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, It will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter- That would make my batter better." So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter (better than her bitter butter) And she put it in her bitter batter And made her bitter batter a bit better.

Big ben blew big blue bubbles.

Bobby Bippy bought a bat. Bobby Bippy bought a ball. With his bat Bob banged the ball Banged it bump against the wall But so boldly Bobby banged it That he burst his rubber ball ""Boo!"" cried Bobby Bad luck ball Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball Now to drown his many troubles Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.

Chocolate chip cookies in a copper coffee cup.

Tiny Tim tried to tie ten tiny toys to ten tiny trees.

Pretty Polly's purple puppy played proudly.

Sally's seven silver swans swam silently.

Bouncy Bobby bought blue bubble bath before bedtime.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks for five friendly frogs.

Tiny Tommy Titmouse took twelve tiny toffees.

Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.

Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.

Freckle-faced Freddie fidgets.

Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.

Fred Threlfall's thirty-five fine threads are finer threads than Fred Threlfall's thirty-five thick threads.

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

Peter Piper put peanut butter on pickled peppers and pepperoni pizza.

I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter!" So she bought a bit of butter better than her bitter butter, And she put it in her batter, and her batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

If you can't can any candy can, how many candy cans can a candy canner can if he can can candy cans?

Betty bought a bit of better butter to make her bitter batter better.

John, where Molly had had "had", had had "had had". "Had had" had had the teachers approval

Double bubble gum, bubbles double.

Draw drowsy ducks and drakes.

Kris Kringle carefully crunched on candy canes.

Betty better butter Brad's bread before Brad butters Betty's bitter butter with Brad's bread, because Brad's bread butters better with Betty's bitter butter.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. If Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, then Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

Once upon a barren moor There dwelt a bear, also a boar, The bear could not bear the boar, The bear thought the boar was a bore. At last the bear could bear no more That boar that bored him on the moor. And so one morn he bored the boar- That boar will bore no more!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.

Plague-bearing prairie dogs.

Pretty Kitty Creighton had a cotton batten cat. The cotton batten cat was bitten by a rat. The kitten that was bitten had a button for an eye, And biting off the button made the cotton batten fly.

Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets.

Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells?

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed Shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack; Sheep should sleep in a shed.

Silly sheep still asleep.

Silly sheep weep and sleep.

Sixty silly sisters simply singing.

So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday.

Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn't teeter-totter as Terry Teeter taught her to.

The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

The big black bug bit the big black bear, but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!

The fickle finger of fate flips fat frogs flat.

The fuzzy bee buzzed the buzzy busy beehive.

Tiny orangutan tongues!

Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.

Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thick, say it quick! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thicker, say it quicker! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Don't eat with your mouth full!

Kindly kittens keep knitting knotted knickers.

Kitty caught the kitten in the kitchen.

Kittens count karate kids keenly.

Kind King Karl kept keen kittens.

Extraordinary xylophonists execute excellent exercises.

Your yellow yo-yo yanked Yvonne's yarn.

Yoyos yanking yoyos yank yoyos.

Zippy zebras zigzag zealously.

Zoe's zany zippers zip zestfully.

Zesty zebras zoom past zinnias.

Zany Zelda's zither zings.

Zealous zookeepers zip zippy zoos.

Zero zebras zealously zipped by.

Zoom, zoom, zips the zealous zero.

Zillions of zebras zigzag zealously.

Zippy zookeeper Zed zips Zambia.

Zoe zapped zero zany zebras.

Zip zap zoom, zoom zip zap.

Zithers zing, zippers zip, zebras zoom.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!